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You wore that??

I'm sick of crap. I'm sick of politics, gas prices and wondering if I'll be able to afford to live next year. I'm sick of everything... I need a chuckle... I think we all do. A few weeks ago I posed a...

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How to pretend you give a shit about the election

Ok, not sure if this has been posted else where but it gave me some much needed laugh on a dreadful, miserable, rainy day. And of course, it has some "useful" tips on pretending to give a shit on...

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Dear New Yorker

I used to think that I wasn't getting half the cartoons because I was away from NYC or I'd missed out on something essential in my education. Turns out I was wrong: it's not that I don't get the damned...

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Mock the McCain

Because humour is our greatest weapon

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Cone of Blackberries: Oil Rig Edition

WTF? {{START OF THREAD {PREVIOUS PAGE Next Page } DOOD. Whr R U? wtf? what u mean, wtf? we r takng off! wtf? oil rig. chopper. etc. FAHK! that was 2day? nvrmnd. Im going. u owe me. tx.

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Cone of Blackberries: LBRMN 2 txt VP anncmt

WTF is this nonsense? { Previous Next } FCK ME ? lbrmn got a BBRY. wnts me to teach hm to txt. Y? whose he gonna txt? he sez he nds to txt all hz supprtrs at a moments notice

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Cone of Blackberries: POW Edition

WTF is this nonsense? { Previous Next } OMG dood. we r FKD!       ... DOOD!       huh? whr the FAHK R U?       y r u ylg? fckn gzr stuck loafr deep in dog shit, thn in mouth. DIPSCHMDT IS BALLISTIC!!!...

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Republican PUMA Group Challenges Brand

This week, I've spent entirely too much time on the Daily Kos, contributing naught but snarky comments and puerile digs at the campaign of a genuine war hero. I'm frankly ashamed, given all the good,...

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The MSNBC DOT: it never forgives, it never forgets

In case you have no idea what DOT I'm talking about, here: educate yourself So, I'm pretty sure that whole "Olympics" excuse was bullshit (excuse my language). I know this because I watched the...

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GZR dispatches: Denver Undercover, Day 1

These communiques were intercepted over the course of the first day of the convention. Special thanks to Sam Wilson at AT&T for forwarding these (oh dude, sorry, totally blew your cover. oh well,...

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GZR Dispatches: Undercover in Denver - Day 3, Update: King James translation

WTF is this nonsense? { Previous Next } So, apparently, Sam at AT&T (sam.wilson@wiretaps.att.com) isn't talking to me since I outed him on yesterday's diary. He says: "You can get all your liberal...

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GZR Dispatches: Saddleback Colonial Translation

Ok, well, thanks to some indiscretion on my part, nobody in any of the wiretapping agencies at AT&T seems to have any interest in forwarding any more text message transcripts. Apparently, I posted...

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Hi, It's God

Hey everybody. Yeah, it's me, God, Yahweh, Lord of...ok you get it. Look, I just wanted to drop a quick note, what with all the nerves and stuff about Gustav, and all the politics and stuff. I mean, I...

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GZR Dispatches: Patriot Edition

Thanks to Gustav and the RNC convention, things at AT&T are a little lax. Apparently, they were all set to conduct intensive tapping around Minneapolis/St. Paul, but then had to scramble their...

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Miss Culture War

I heard Sarah Palin won another beauty contest.  She's been crowned Miss Culture War. In "honor" of her coronation, I have composed this song, sung to the tune of Miss America.

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GZR Dispatches: Hey GZR, Lv ths kidz alone

As those of you following this series might be aware, these dispatches have been somewhat unreliable of late. My primary source for these txt logs, Sam Wilson (samwilson@warrantlesswiretapping.att.com)...

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C:\MyDocs\2004\FakeOutrage\CheneyGayDaughter.DOC

As an insecure straight male, let me just open by saying: I am hot for Joe Biden. This vid from the front page yesterday is one of the reasons why (the other would be his Axe body spray: Bullshit!...

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King raves, "I'm car oil"

Like the rest of us, I'm sick of hearing what a Maverick Johnny Mac is. Now that he has a sidekick, it's even crazier. But in truth, they are, and always have been, the "Original Mavericks". Now that...

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If They were French: Gibson & Palin

Sometimes it's hard for our global readers to fully appreciate the nuances of American political discourse. For the benefit of our readers in France (whom we all, of course, secretly adore and seek to...

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Bush Doctrines: A Primer

To all those in the liberal media - quit playing gotcha with Sarah Palin. She may not know all your fancy terms and Harvard ways, but you'll never be able to match her in sheer moxie. Your jealousy of...

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